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[Verse 1]
She showed up late in a neon kayak
Said, “My ex took the truck, so I’m paddlin’ back”
Had a mullet wig and a snakeskin vest
Pulled out a churro and said, “This is my best.”
We hit the road in my grandpa’s van
Got a baby goat and a karaoke plan
Rolled up slow to the county fair
Blasting polka remixes like we just don’t care
[Chorus]
Bottoms up on a Tuesday night
With a kiddie pool full of Miller Lite
Got a boom box taped to a scarecrow’s arm
And a petting zoo set off the fire alarm
She’s twerkin’ in boots on a lawn chair throne
With a raccoon wearin’ my cologne
Ain’t classy, but it sure feels right—
Just a tractor tappin’ love song kinda night
[Verse 2]
She said, “You ever slow danced in a pigpen?”
I said, “Only twice—but I’d do it again.”
She stole the crown from the corn dog queen
While I air-fried bacon on a trampoline
The sheriff came, but he joined the jam
Did the worm in boots and broke his ham
Somebody’s grandma brought apple pie
Spiked with something that made a goat cry
[Chorus]
Bottoms up on a Tuesday night
With a kiddie pool full of Miller Lite
Got a boom box taped to a scarecrow’s arm
And a petting zoo set off the fire alarm
She’s twerkin’ in boots on a lawn chair throne
With a raccoon wearin’ my cologne
Ain’t classy, but it sure feels right—
Just a tractor tappin’ love song kinda night
[Final Chorus]
Bottoms up where the weird feels right
Like a jello shot fight at prom night lite
Got a hay bale throne and a turkey band
With a tuba solo from a one-armed man
She’s moonwalkin’ in a snorkel mask
Shoutin’ “YEEHAW” like it’s her full-time task
We ain’t fancy, but our hearts took flight—
In a tractor tappin’ love song kinda night
