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(Verse 1)
Well, I roll up slow on my big bay steed,
Leather in my grip, yeah, he’s all I need.
Ain’t talkin’ ‘bout trucks or lifted rides,
Got horsepower that makes ‘em all step aside.
They see me sittin’ tall, holdin’ tight to the reigns,
And every damn cowboy tryna hide his shame.
(Pre-Chorus)
Ain’t no compensation, ain’t no bluff,
This ain’t just talk, it’s the real shit, rough.
(Chorus)
My horse triggers the real penis envy,
Ain’t no saddle strong enough to outdo me.
He’s got that stride, he’s got that kick,
Leave ‘em all trippin’ like a mushroom hit.
Mah, my ride’s got ‘em feelin’ real damn small,
Ain’t no cowboy balls can measure up at all.
(Verse 2)
Seen ‘em rev their trucks, talkin’ big-ass game,
But when I trot on by, man, it ain’t the same.
Ain’t no chrome, no lifted shit,
Just leather and muscle, yeah, built to hit.
When I pull those reigns, yeah, he knows the score,
And your girl’s at the fence line beggin’ for more.
(Pre-Chorus)
Ain’t no diesel smoke, ain’t no chrome,
This horsepower’s got ‘em feelin’ all alone.
(Chorus)
My horse triggers the real penis envy,
Ain’t no truck nuts swingin’ gonna outdo me.
He’s got that stride, he’s got that kick,
Leave ‘em all trippin’ like a mushroom hit.
Mah, my ride’s got ‘em feelin’ real damn small,
Ain’t no cowboy balls can measure up at all.
(Bridge)
So go ahead, rev up that Ford,
Talk all your shit, but you’ll still be ignored.
Cause when I ride in, yeah, the crowd goes wild,
Ain’t no second place in this outlaw style.
(Chorus)
My horse triggers the real penis envy,
Ain’t no saddle strong enough to outdo me.
He’s got that stride, he’s got that kick,
Leave ‘em all trippin’ like a mushroom hit.
Mah, my ride’s got ‘em feelin’ real damn small,
Ain’t no cowboy balls can measure up at all.
(Outro)
So next time you see me ridin’ high,
Know this ain’t just a horse, it’s a way of life.
Ain’t no chrome, ain’t no diesel roar,
Just a stallion that leaves ‘em wantin’ more.
