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(Verse 1)
She’s been sittin’ on my couch since the Fourth of July,
Swearin’ up and down it’s just a temporary ride.
But every damn day, she’s takin’ up space,
Puttin’ her feet on my coffee table like it’s her place.
She’s got somethin’ to say ’bout how I live my life,
From the beer in my fridge to my hard-workin’ wife.
(Chorus)
I got a tank full of gas and a half-baked plan,
Stuff her bags in the bed of my old Dodge Ram.
The open road’s callin’, and I’m hittin’ the track,
Hell, I’ll even pay for the train to take her ass back.
Life’s too short for livin’ this way,
She’s gotta go, there ain’t no damn delay.
Yeah, I got a tank full of gas to get your mama out the house.
(Verse 2)
Every morning it’s the same old shit,
She’s barkin’ orders like she’s runnin’ this ship.
Leaves the sink full of dishes, the remote in her hand,
While I’m bustin’ my ass just to keep up the land.
I’ve been bitin’ my tongue, but I’m about to break,
She’s gotta pack her stuff, for everybody’s sake.
(Pre-Chorus)
I’ll throw her a map and wish her the best,
It’s time for this bird to leave the damn nest.
(Chorus)
I got a tank full of gas and a full head of steam,
This house ain’t big enough for her and my dreams.
I’ll drop her off in town, wave her goodbye,
And pray to the Lord she don’t come back by.
Life’s too short for livin’ this mess,
Mama needs her own damn address.
Yeah, I got a tank full of gas to get your mama out the house.
(Bridge)
It ain’t about hate, but I need my space,
She’s been wearin’ out her welcome, leavin’ her trace.
I’ll pack her bags, I’ll hold the door,
But I ain’t puttin’ up with this shit no more.
(Chorus)
I got a tank full of gas and my patience is gone,
She’s ridin’ shotgun ‘til the break of dawn.
Got a playlist loaded, playin’ “Take It Easy,”
Mama needs a new home, and I’ll make it breezy.
Life’s too short for livin’ like this,
She’s gotta go, I ain’t gonna miss.
Yeah, I got a tank full of gas to get your mama out the house.
(Outro)
So here’s to freedom and gettin’ things right,
She’ll thank me someday when she’s outta my sight.
I got a tank full of gas, yeah, I’m burnin’ it now,
Tonight’s the night I get your mama out the house.
