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The Artificial Home Wreckers
Standing in Front of a Vintage Pickup Truck On a Dusty Country Road At Sunset Instruments in Hand |

Your Friday‑Night Riot, Saturday‑Morning Regret

Country Music

Our setlist is a GPS: it starts at ‘Heartache Boulevard,’ detours through ‘Hangover Hollow,’ and somehow dead‑ends in ‘Happily Never After.’

Wild for the Misfits

When life hands you heartbreak, add distortion.

Cowboy in Me

More chords, fewer apologies.

Paycheck to Tip Jar

Toe‑tappin’ therapy for the terminally reckless.

About Us

The Artificial Home Wreckers

Strumming their way through heartbreak, hilarity, and highway hijinks, The Artificial Home Wreckers are a country rock band like no other. Born from a chance encounter at a roadside diner with a broken jukebox, these renegades of rhythm specialize in songs that sound like a wild Friday night and feel like a hungover Saturday morning.

Twang so sharp it’ll slice your last nerve!

We tell breakup stories the way grandpas tell war stories—loud, proud, and slightly exaggerated for dramatic effect.

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